(The following lyrics will make much more sense if you’ve seen a certain Coca-Cola ad, and more to the point, some of the hateful shit that people tweeted and posted in response to it. Said lyrics will also be more funny if you’ve heard a certain song by Brental Floss.)
You just got trolled! FTW!
Now you’re trolled, you’re trolled ‘cause we trolled you,
you’re trolled, you’re trolled, you’re trolled.
Mad because an ad was inclusive?
What are you, ten years old?
You’re just pissed ‘cause Coke has your money,
and now you say you’ll quit.
Just you wait, in less than two days,
you’ll go back to drinking it!
Let’s all look at Facebook and Twitter,
to watch you whine and flail,
You just proved that you are a bigot,
who’s made of shit and fail!
La, la, la, you’re trolled, la-la, la-la,
Gay family, la, la-laaaa!
No regrets, la-la, la Tagalog,
La-la, la, la, la-laaaa!